Ankh-Morpork Inspired Touque – from the Discworld Series by Sir Terry Pratchett

Imagine a flat world floating through space on the back of four elephants, who, in turn, are on the back of a giant turtle and you have Discworld. On the Discworld is a city called Ankh-Morpork where failed wizards rub elbows with heroes, assassins, trolls, and the wee folk. This is what I imagine a citizen of Ankh-Morpork would wear.

Pattern is written in American terminology.