Laziness A short essay (too lazy to read a long essay? Now with LESS words!) on why you should thank me for being a lazy knitter but not a lazy designer.

Exhibit One, not lazy:

One seamless sweater, knit from the bottom up with a lovely cable to keep you from death via excruciating boredom while knitting all that stockinette. Goody has waist and neck shaping for a flattering fit.

Exhibit Two, not lazy:

Cleverly written pattern with drawings, charts and clear instructions on how to make your own Goody sweater. Six sizes available in chest measurements as follows 32 (36, 38, 40, 42, 44) inches

Exhibit Three, not lazy:

• The sweater won't pick up the cheerios your little toddler unceremoniously stomped into the grain of the wood of your floor.
• The sweater won't melt away those post baby pounds.
• The simple shaping and stockinette will allow you to quickly toss it aside when little Johnny climbs on top of the fridge to play with matches for the 7th time today. You can easily find your previous place in the knitting after the fire department leaves and the memory of firemen quitclaims your subconscious.
• The neck and waist shaping will give a flattering shape even if you feel like an oompa loompa.

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The pattern includes charts and detailed illustrations to guide you through this fun knit, so what are you waiting for? Escape from laziness with your own Goody today.

Description
A seamless yoked sweater with flattering waist cables to emphasize your figure.

Yarn
Knit One Crochet Too Paint Box 1000% Wool, 100 yards/ 91 meters per 50 gram skein Spring Moss Colorway 6(7, 7, 8, 8, 9) skeins

Needles
US 6 / 4.0 mm circulars and DPNs

Gauge
4 3/4 stitches per inch.

Row Gauge
6 2/3 rows per inch.

Sizes
32(36, 38, 40, 42, 44) inches

Skills Needed
Knitting in the round
Cabling