Lunch Hour is the perfect gift for anyone who loves to combine sandwiches and baths. Roll a fancy slab of soap up in it and your holiday gift-giving list will magically have one less person on it. It may also imply that you’re perfectly wiling to give them a good scrub, so watch out.

Be lazy! Be cheap! All four sandwich pieces are quick to knit and are made of inexpensive, easy-to-care-for cottons that can take a beating. Tip: Buy Sugar ‘n’ Cream in cones and crank them out like nobody’s business.

Pattern includes all four pieces: flatbread, lettuce, cheese and tomato, plus extra ideas like baloney slices and that piece of mystery cheese you just now found way in the back of the fridge.