CORRECTION TO SWEATER: Sweater length should read “Continue knitting body sts until piece measures 7cm/2.75” from underarm.” NOT from cast on edge.

Originally released as the October 2012 indigodragonfly Smart-Ass Knitters/World Domination Club pattern

Lock your doors and hide your sweets - something squishy this way comes…

Meet Nerwin, the mild-mannered accountant of the Training for Really Objectionable Zombies (TROZ) school.

By day he crunches numbers, counts beans, and serves as the office POIT (President of Inter-office Tea Time).

By night, however, he becomes BATMEANIE!
International candy thief, suspected serial ant killer and founding member of the criminal organization NARF (Nefarious and Really Fearsome).

Pattern includes instructions for the monster and his sweater.

Hide the candy.