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Queer Teeny Weenies
They’re back - and prouder than ever! This cheeky little classic from the late 2010s (originally released way back in 2017!) has been updated to celebrate love in all its colourful forms.
This pattern includes detailed photos and step-by-step instructions for making:
• The basic Teenie Weenie
• A vibrator version
• And a selection of LGBTQ2S+ pride flags to help your little pal show their true colours!
Whether you’re stitching for a laugh, a gift, or just because you can, this easy-level pattern is written in US crochet terms and perfect for a quick, joyful make.
Please don’t copy, share, or steal this pattern.
If you make and share your creation, tag me on social media -I love seeing your weenies out in the wild!
Level: Easy
Written in: US terms
Materials:
• 40 g of size 4 yarn in your main dick colour
• Scrap amounts of size 4 yarn in Pride flag colours
• Crochet hook size G (4.00 mm) or size needed to obtain gauge
• Yarn needle
• Stitch marker
• Fiber fill
• Small black buttons (x2)
- First published: June 2021
- Page created: June 2, 2021
- Last updated: October 20, 2025 …
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