While searching the many wonderful swearing dishcloths on Ravelry, I found there weren’t any that were charted - my preferred method for patterns like these.

To that end, I made up my own chart & decided to publish it, along with the corresponding written pattern, as a free pattern to contribute to Ravelry for the good of all sweary knitters.

This pattern works best with solid colour yarns in a tighter gauge. I knit loosely and used a size 3 for my sample dishcloths. Whatever yarn you use, aim for a nice dense fabric to show off the garter letters.

Noteable Design Quotes

“Almost 2 hours for a shitty dishcloth???”

(My husband thinks he’s hilarious.)

What’s that mean for you? A quick, mindless, fun project that results in something useful. Knit through that stress!