Because sometimes… life just stinks.
This cheeky, fun knitting pattern lets you knit your very own poo in THREE brilliant sizes, perfect for gifts, laughs, and stress-knitting therapy.
✨ What you get:
3 sizes of Poo to knit
Uses Chunky, Aran, and DK yarns
PLUS a mini keyring-sized Poo for maximum giggles
Clear, easy-to-follow instructions
Ideal for confident beginners and experienced knitters alike
Perfect as a joke gift, desk buddy, stocking filler, or a not-so-subtle reminder that… SHITE HAPPENS.
Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and requests for “just one more poo”.
Knit it. Laugh at it. Gift it. Repeat.