With two strands of bulky yarn held together (or one strand of stupendously bulky yarn held on its own) and a gigantic hook, you can complete this project in a couple of hours.

Working between stitches instead of through the top loops creates a staggered effect. Be sure to count your stitches regularly to ensure you’re not accidentally adding or subtracting stitches at the end of the round. If you find you’re off, just add or subtract stitches as needed – the pattern is very forgiving and minor mistakes will go unnoticed. They add charm, in my opinion.