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Bobbies, Peelers, The Fuzz, The Filth, Coppers, The Old Bill, Bow Street Runners or the Boy and Girls in Blue. Call them what you will London’s Police Force are a handy verbal A-Z, an amused but disapproving eye when you’re hanging precariously off the neck of a Trafalgar Square lion, and a slap on the wrist for the city’s wrongdoers.

While you knit a woolly bringer of the law you can practice lines such as “You’re nicked, mah son!” and “You’re goin’ dahn tahn, ya toe-rag!” to add East London authenticity.

The Police, complete with hats and walkie talkies, are two of four Little Londoners in the Stitch London book.

Find out more about the kooky little Stitch London knitting book at www.knitthepigeon.com

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