While searching the many wonderful swearing dishcloths on Ravelry, I found there weren’t any that were charted - my preferred method for patterns like these.

To that end, I made up my own chart & decided to publish it, along with the corresponding written pattern, as a free pattern to contribute to the need to colourfully describe your dishes.

This pattern works best with solid colour yarns in a tighter gauge. I knit loosely and used a size 3 for my sample dishcloths. Whatever yarn you use, aim for a nice dense fabric to show off the garter letters.

Tester Feedback

This project is untested - if you find any errors or mishaps, let me know! If you make it & have some feedback, also let me know & I’ll put it here!

What’s that mean for you? A quick, mindless, fun project that results in something useful. Knit through that stress!

You can find “SHIT” and “FUCK” as free downloads on Rav, as well.