PLEASE DON’T BUY IF YOU WANT TO SEPARATE KNITTING FROM ALL POLITICS BECAUSE HUMAN AND CAT POLITICS ARE BRIEFLY MENTIONED. IF YOU ARE MAGA, YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS PATTERN, AND ALL REFUNDS FOR ACCIDENTAL PUCHASES WILL GO TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD

Fight E.B. is Sharon From Security’s contribution to help with the EB in the world right now. If whiplash is making you crazy with all of the lies, fascism, law breaking, etc. going on every day, Sharon has designed a little scarf to make your whiplashed neck feel feel better (NO, TO KEEP THEIR HEADS FROM POPPIN OFF BOSS! SFS)*

E.B. is Sharon Speak for Egregious Bulshi%%ery.

Note from Sharon: I also recommend readin or listenin to Heather Snax Richardson here or on you podcast page cos she helps me be a better historian on EB while it’s happenin. Parkrose Purrmaculture is wicked good at givin vice on small things you can do to meet EB head on (she’s not just into bushes n stuff) and here’s her link cos I’m in my squad car rn doin a bust and can’t use the Rav link function: https://youtube.com/@parkrosepermaculture?si=EmSyG8n8wj0r...

Pattern Notes: You can use any weight, but the pattern was done in fingering weight, and shown in Emma’s Yarn, Super Silky, in Barbie Girl. 175 yards was used. The photo with 4 scarves shows various different weights and needle sizes.

Each end is done separately, and attached in the middle with a 3 needle bind off or by grafting.

You can make it longer by doing more repeats or adding stockinette stitch in the middle.

Finished size: 35”/90 cm in length by 3.75”/9.5
cm in width.